Gaining Weight, The Wrong Way  

Posted by Jackson

Ever since last semester when I've come to the US, I've been really Gung Ho about gaining weight. No, I don't mean that I want to become fat. I wanna become more muscular since all the fucking ang mohs here so big size. If I'm too weak I might get gang raped and I will have trauma for the rest of my life. So decided to do some body building to build some muscles and flex at the ang mohs when they try to "assault" me.

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Yea, that book is supposedly written by Arnold Scwarzenegger. Though I really doubt it as the contents have better grammar than my college textbooks. Heck, look damn macho right the cover. I got half of that good enough liao keke.

At first it was just frequent visits to the gym. Seeing no results after one month, Terence and I decided to go buy some protein powder to boost up our progress.

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One thing I can tell you is, I definitely don't drink that stuff for the taste. But oh what the heck, I'm too vain so I can't help it. Heck we even went to buy some Black Powder that supposedly improve our performance.

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It says here that we are supposed to have more energy and all that crap.

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The only thing I end up with are sleepless nights after drinking that thing due to all the caffeine and sugar in there.

With all these so called "body building products" to motivate me, I frequented the gym even more until my gloves are worn out.

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See see, color faded liao wtf.

Some weeks later, I weighed myself and was thrilled to find that I have gained weight. After all, they say muscles weigh 3 times as heavy as fat right?

But KNN, I have been gaining weight in the wrong place!!!!

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Sien lan dou. And I found out who the culprit was.

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Too many midnight encounters with this little bugger has made all the effort at the gym gone down the drain.

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Got whole box somemore wtf. Shit, so irresistible. MCH the dark side is calling out to me~~~ NOOOO!!!

Sigh got to start watching what I eat. Bye bye yummies and hello veggies T.T

Parents that want their children to gain weight should buy stacks of CQYD and keep them in stock. Fuck all that Appeton crap. If I was the marketing head this would be my Campaign Ad.

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You have no idea how good they taste when you are 16,410 km from home.

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Looks yummy right?

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OMG!! WHO ATE THE NOODLES?!?!?! WHO!?!? WHO!?!?

Sigh~~~ Now I gotta start embracing my green juicy little friend T.T

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Anonymous  

such way of building up muscles is not really good.. i can't really remember the reasons why it's not good.. but i remember i heard it in the lecture..

sin ee

Haha but its the fastest way. At least I'm not taking steroids lol