Sob sob my sunglasses broke.
Bye bye sunglasses.
I'd like to meet the interior designer and civil engineer incharge thank you very much.
It is ingenious what some people come up with these days. I mean, it is one thing to create a car that runs on water, and thus saving the world's energy crisis. But it is completely another thing to redesign men's brief/underwear/lingerie/whateverthefuckyoucallit.
I won't even bother trying to describe what I saw when I was doing some shopping in Sunway Jusco. They say 'A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words.' See for yourself.
... and just in case you are too blind and wondering what those words at the bottom are.
Hey look, the real deal. Notice the pouch?
Been about time since I've done a real entry. I'm sure the few readers that I had would have probably deleted the link of my blog since I've practically ceased to stop posting and only been doing cheap Copy & Paste here lately.
Partly because I've been going out, doing stuff, and hanging out with friends. But it came to hit me how little I've done over the past 4 months once I realized that I am going back to Daytona Beach, the land dreaded by most males where you become more prone to Riddle Vision, even more so even if you are attending a university called ERAU.
If only I had more time, or maybe if only I applied to Australia instead of Land of Wonders, things could have been different. Should have probably named this post "If only I had 26 hours in a day."
The conversation below was taken from a Singapore Radio Station
DJ : Good morning. This is Power 98 & do you want to play a game?
Contestant : Yeah, why not.
DJ : Good. It is a simple game. When I say something you have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said.For eg. when I say Sharp, you have to answer Blunt.OK?
Contestant : OK.
DJ : Sun Contestant : Moon.
DJ : Black
Contestant : White.
DJ : Tall
Contestant : Short.
DJ : Man
Contestant : Woman
DJ : Cock
Contestant : CHIBAI
RADIO SILENCE !
DJ : These things sometimes happen and we are on live.Let's take a commercial break here.
Since Pooi Yee said that some of my drawings were nice and that it "might" look better if there was a hexagon shape. I went to try and draw it. Although I don't really know whether it was good or bad, I am gonna post it here anyway. I'll let you be the judge.
I also wrote this post because it is her birthday today. Though I can't be there with you in body I'll be there with you in spirit. Enjoy your birthday girl. This post is for you. Happy Birthday!!
If only horror movie posters were a little more like this, we could get more girls to watch them.
Not like this...
This morning when I was bored, I drew something when I was messing around with AutoCAD since I have nothing to do.
After I was done, I still had nothing to do so I added some extra stuff to my design.
After that, I was still bored and had nothing to do so I started stacking my design together.
I finally ran out of things to do. But good thing I found a new friend.
Meet BOB and his dog LUCY.
I think I am slowly losing my sanity...
Friday night, my friend Thong Kai asked me to go with him for dinner at Planet Hollywood in KL to go see Hannah Tan. It took us only 20 minutes to reach KL with his driver's speeding safe driving. But the traffic jam in KL itself caused us to take another 20 minutes to reach our destination.
When we got there, it was still a little too early to go down to the bar so we ordered dinner and ate upstairs. I am already sick of western food after eating all the same crap in US for 8 months and Kai tricked convinced me that they will have some none western food. How foolish of me to trust him
These
After the bar opened, we went downstairs. We were told that the event starts at 10 and I thought I would get to see Hannah sing. Next thing I know, Hannah just went up as the Emcee and left the stage. Most of the time, the stage looks like this.
We sat there for around 1 hour screaming at each other over the loud musics just to get a few words across to each other while inhaling all that
In the end, we left and before we did, we stopped by Hannah's table to say Hi and talked for a bit before we leave while I took
I wonder if he's day dreaming or just too high.
Who's this useless guy trying to pretend to be shy and sitting so far from Hannah. Get closer la WTF!!.
My old friend is actually quite young. Forgive me for my lame pun. I haven't seen Sheryl for more than 1 year. Well I do talk to her online but I haven't seen her for so long that if it wasn't for her msn picture, I might have forgotten how she looked like.
I took the train there because I don't know the way there and I am just too lazy I want to help preserve the environment and reduce global warming.
See how "efficient" the trains in Malaysia are. ONLY 19 minutes interval.
Seeing this reminds me of my college days.
So here's a picture of my friend Sheryl
Oops, here's a more recent picture that I took on the day we went to meet up.
I prefered her with long hair though. She asked me not to post this picture coz she thinks she looks really bad for not sleeping the night before but I did anyway. God knows what she was doing the entire night.
We watched 'What Happens In Vegas' and it was better than I expected.
For those of you who are looking for a movie with a good laugh and a touching ending, this is a must watch.
Now comes the highlight of the post. After the movie and lunch, we stopped by Sheryl's house to charge her phone. We walked there because it was just right across the street from Mid Valley.
Yeap, it is a super fabulous condo. Heck you need a key and a password to enter your house.
Nice dining area...
Nice living room...
and a fucking nice tv...
I can almost hear it calling out to me. I didn't take any pictures of the room because after seeing this, I was mysteriously pushed down against my will on to the couch and started watching tv. The only thing missing was a PS3.
I have been posting nothing but rubbish lately so I am finally posting something normal again.
I went rock climbing last Wednesday with 2 of my friends at Summit. We originally planned to go Camp 5 at 1 Utama but they were only open at 2 and we reached there at 12. That was only the minor reason we left. Main reason was it would cost us almost RM 200 to climb the whole day and we don't feel like burning a hole in our pockets when we are just beginning to learn rock climbing.
So after driving all the way to 1 U, we drove all the way back to summit because petrol is just so cheap.
After we reached there, we got lost for 15 minutes trying to find the indoor rock climbing gym. First time go summit mar, sorry for being mountain turtle lor.
But it was much cheaper here, only cost us RM 30. But the place looks a bit run down IMO.
Looks like a lot of people hanged themselves together right?
After a short lesson we began climbing rocks...
Who's that spiderman wannabe?
I landed on my butt the first time I tried to hop down the wall like a S.W.A.T. member. Somehow I had the feeling my belayer dropped my faster when I neared the floor on purpose.
Nah, this is my belayer. And I am supposed to trust him with my life. He looks like he haven't eaten anything for three days.
For those of you that do not know where the name Vodka came from, let me enlighten you. Vodka is an alcoholic drink from Russia, and it means 'water' in Russian.
There are 15 other ways you can use Vodka other than just drinking it.
1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew
3. To clean your eyeglasses,
simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on wine stains,
scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka
and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9 Pour one-half cup vodka
and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor,
wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect
and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
Those of you that think alcohol is bad for you, think again.
I did not sleep the night before my flight, so I was really tired and did not bother to take any pictures of my flights home. I just slept through out the entire trip. But after sitting in the plane for 1.5 hours from Daytona to Atlanta, 15 hours from Atlanta to Korea, and 6 hours from Korea to Kuala Lumpur, I can describe my entire journey home with 3 words.
"CAR CHENG TIA!!"
After coming to Embry-Riddle for such a long time. I fear for the fact that I might have contracted a terminal disease known as Riddle Vision. For those of you that have not heard of this fearsome disease, here's the definition. And apparently, it can only be contracted by guys.
Riddle Vision
A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".
For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.
"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."
I am coming back to Malaysia this summer in hopes of curing this disease eventhough chances are slim.
For more information on Riddle Vision, go here.
Finals are finally done and over with. I think I did Ok but i still dread the day that my grades will be handed back to me. My last paper was Fluids with the lecturer I hate the most because he accent is worse than my Malaysian accent and more than half the class have no idea what he's talking about most of the time.
Well that's that. I'm glad it was over. Now I gotta start packing my luggages to prepare for the journey home. And this is what my room looks like. Mind you, it was very tidy before I started packing.
Just in case you are wondering, those bottles there are not illegal drugs. They are supplements that my parents wanted.
No I am not referring to the Jackson writing this post but the Legendary King of Pop, aka, Michael Jackson. The video is a 3 minute clip of a talent show aired on TV in Britain and I just gotta say that it is an awesomesauce performance that is definitely worth watching. Credits to Windal from my forum for posting it.
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