Ever since last semester when I've come to the US, I've been really Gung Ho about gaining weight. No, I don't mean that I want to become fat. I wanna become more muscular since all the fucking ang mohs here so big size. If I'm too weak I might get gang raped and I will have trauma for the rest of my life. So decided to do some body building to build some muscles and flex at the ang mohs when they try to "assault" me.

I would like to be buried in one piece when my time comes thank you very much. I want R.I.P. to mean "Rest In Peace" and not "Rest In Pieces."

I always wondered why my campus has almost nothing compared to my friend's campus. They have Starbucks, McDonalds, and even chinese food. But, last year, our university promised the students that a Starbucks will be built.

But I see no Starbucks. Finally this week, they have started construction of the Starbucks...

... outside the library.

The international student services of my university's department decided to organize a trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom last Saturday. Students have to sign up and pay for the tickets earlier as we'll be getting it at a cheaper rate. My roommate, Terence, and I decided to go on tag along earlier last week as we had nothing planned.

And so I decided to be anti social and go off on my own since my friend isn't here. First thing I do when I went in was to look for a directory and for maps.

Then I had to plan my route so that I can cover as much as possible with the limited time I have.

So right now I am at the entrance at the Oasis.

They just have random animals here so I went walking around taking random pictures of animals.

They say got duck.

Where the fuck is the duck?

Oh there it is.

Wtf! Even more ducks, they must have some Chinese restaurant here that sells Peking Duck.

Then I saw a BABI....

... an iguana I think??

Some birds too.

Eh! Iago from Alladin!

Ok so this part of the park was pretty boring, nothing out of the ordinary that was worth seeing. I then moved on to Discovery Island where I expect to "discover new things."

But WTF man, I got conned. I saw a...

...stupid bridge and ...

... a stupid lemur from Madagascar. Worse than the last area.

The next area I decided to go was Asia, since I'm from there, to see if it is "Truly Asia."

First attraction I came across was the Maharajah Jungle Trek.

Haha wtf sound so India right.

Yea the ruins gave me an India atmosphere.

Wow got Tigger. But then, things start to get a little strange...

India got deer one mer?

I thought Komodo Dragons only in Indonesia???

Then got tree frogs..

and bats... Aiya shit man. I then decided to get the fuck out of that place and went for a roller coaster ride.

The ride was pretty unique in the sense that, it was the first ride I was on that falls backwards. I wanted to sneak my camera out to take a video but I got caught and was told to tuck it away. After the bars came down on me, it was difficult to get the camera out of my pants so I left it at that. This ride was probably child's play after going to Busch Gardens twice, but it was fun, nevertheless.

After the ride, it was already half past noon. I skipped breakfast so I was already hungry. I didn't want to spend too much on lunch and since all the shops around were fucking scams, I decided to walk over to Africa area before getting lunch.

When I got there, all the shops were crowded so I went for the one with the shortest line. Even then, I had to wait in line for almost half an hour to get this...

Stupid burger and water cost me 10 bucks man. DAYLIGHT ROBBERY!!! GIMME MY MONEY BACK!!!

After filling my tummy, I needed to rest a bit, so I went for the Safari Ride, where I get to sit down and see animals sun bathing.

Disney's ability to give fancy names for simple things never ceases to amaze me. I waited in line till it was finally my turn to get on the ride. While I was sitting in the car waiting for the cars in front to move, I got bored so I took some random pictures.

Too bad the driver is a guy, not a Chio Bu, otherwise I would have taken the face too. And look what I saw

Let's see if I can find Timon and Pumba. First thing I saw...

was a gazelle... I think...

Wait, wtf, this one also Gazelle right? Shit I don't know anymore!

Then I saw Ah Gu and some Kambings

Somehow this animal reminded me of Kee Bing. Then it started to get boring cause... just cause...

until I saw this!!

WTF! Can see the elephant's baby elephant in action?!?!? KNN like water fall OMG!

Okok, a proper shot of the elephant.

Saw some very rare white rhinos. Apparently, this is an endangered species. There are less than 4000 of these big guys in the world. All thanks to poachers. How come people made so many youtube videos of "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!" but no one made a "LEAVE RHINOS ALONE!!" video?

Saw some flamingos

and some pelicans. Their beaks look alot smaller than the ones in Finding Nemo. It was already hard enough to take pictures when the car is always moving but this bitch decided to come and shove her arm into my picture.

OMG! PUMBA! Where's Timon?

DIU!! The lazy ass lion keep sleeping don't want to wake up.

Big birds...

lay big eggs. Omelet anyone?

My ride finally came to an end. I had my rest, and now it is sometime for some walking to digest my "10 Dollar Burger."

Wah got King Kong!!

So many my, god...

The mouse so shy

Looks like snake right? But notice the little leg, it's actually a 2 legged lizard.

I think this is the only picture in the entire post that Cynthia will like =.=

Got fat lizard...

and fat frog...

nice hor...

Look ferocious right? Like a sabre tooth, but it's actually the skull of a hippo.

Vitruvian Gorilla. Move la BITCH!!

Ooo the real thing.

Ok next, time to take train to see some weird animals.

Train ride took about 3 minutes. Thank god the place I am heading to now is air conditioned. I know it sounds sissy but heck my back is drenched in sweat from the heat.

Did you know the main ingredient for itching powder is tarantula hair?

Look harmless right these little buggers. MCH you touch them only you die.

Wah so big man. These things can be found in Indonesia and Malaysia, how come I've never seen it before?

One wrong move and that boy is going to get gang raped by a group of goats.

Emperor's New Groove?

YA! Invite mosquitoes right? Apparently Disney doesn't know what mosquito breeding ground is.

Now, it's time to take the train back to visit last part of the Animal Kingdom. Jurrasic Park....

with a very cheesy name...

Dinoland... What to do? Sponsored by McDonalds. Wasted my time coming here, just some children rides. I guess now it's finally time to leave and go home... but wait! What's a trip to Disney without seeing Mickey and Minnie right?

Look who I found.

Pocahontas but a hotter version ^^
Ahh! Finally found you two...

Haihz so many people I lazy queue so wtf I just took a picture from the side. Now it's finally time to go back. I was dead tired after walking around the whole place that I fell asleep on the way back. To sum it all up, Disney's Animal Kingdom is a very expensive zoo.