Read Your Newspapers  

Posted by Jackson

Main reason why most Malaysians don't read newspapers is because we lack articles like this.

All thanks to BN that always say "Ini tak boleh!! Itu tak boleh!!"

KNN! I always thought it was "Malaysia Boleh!!"

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Wall Of Text  

Posted by Jackson

Some people really need to learn how to add some pictures haha. I took this screen shot from a friend's blog, and that screen shot was only half of the original post. Too long liao can't fit into screen.

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Jackson reads wall of text.
Jackson gets pawned by wall of text for 9999 damage.
Jackson has fainted.

Btw Peng Zhir, if you are reading this, I'm sorry but I have to do this LOL.

Being an Engineer  

Posted by Jackson

10 ways to know if you're an engineer

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10. In college you thought Spring Break was a type of metal fatigue

9. At home, you rearrange the dishwasher to maximize dirty dish density

8. You stare at an orange juice container because it says 'concentrate'

7. You know the direction the water swirls when you flush and have used this information to extrapolate your GPS coordinates

6. You own a software program to design the furniture layout in your house

5. You've tried to repair a $5 radio, and used $20 worth of solder to do it

4. You have no life and can prove it mathematically

3. During Thanksgiving Dinner you find yourself calculating the load-bearing capacity of Aunt Martha’s chair

2. You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring

1. You've already calculated how much money you make per second

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Stress  

Posted by Jackson

Lately, thanks to a particular class, I have been facing a lot of stress, literally.


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Let me rephrase, a lot of different types of stress.

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KNN what kind of stress also got.


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They even teach you what happens when you mix different type of stress together.



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So much stress that now I'm having mental stress.

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Dancing Terrorist  

Posted by Jackson

My school held this fun raising event, where people pay 5 dollars to join. There's food, games, prizes, and dancing. All the profit are going to the orphanage near our school. It was Saturday night and since I had nothing to do, I decided to attend the event to pass time.

During the dancing session, I noticed this fellow dancing in a really funny way. My friends and I were laughing at him like jackasses and I decided to record it on my phone.

Well, I know I went overboard calling him a terrorist and I shouldn't have. Just because he looks like one, talks like one, smells like one, and acts like one, that doesn't give me the right to call him a terrorist.


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Even if he is constantly talking about bombs and sneaking stuff out of the chemistry lab doesn't justify my baseless accusations of him being a terrorist. Ok shit I'm going way off topic.

Anyway here's the video of the dancing terrorist fag. guy