Journey Home

Posted by Jackson

May 03,
2008

I did not sleep the night before my flight, so I was really tired and did not bother to take any pictures of my flights home. I just slept through out the entire trip. But after sitting in the plane for 1.5 hours from Daytona to Atlanta, 15 hours from Atlanta to Korea, and 6 hours from Korea to Kuala Lumpur, I can describe my entire journey home with 3 words.

"CAR CHENG TIA!!"

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Riddle Vision

Posted by Jackson

May 01,
2008

After coming to Embry-Riddle for such a long time. I fear for the fact that I might have contracted a terminal disease known as Riddle Vision. For those of you that have not heard of this fearsome disease, here's the definition. And apparently, it can only be contracted by guys.

Riddle Vision

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.

"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."

I am coming back to Malaysia this summer in hopes of curing this disease eventhough chances are slim.

For more information on Riddle Vision, go here.

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Home Comi.... I mean "Coming Home"

Posted by Jackson

April 30,
2008

Finals are finally done and over with. I think I did Ok but i still dread the day that my grades will be handed back to me. My last paper was Fluids with the lecturer I hate the most because he accent is worse than my Malaysian accent and more than half the class have no idea what he's talking about most of the time.

Well that's that. I'm glad it was over. Now I gotta start packing my luggages to prepare for the journey home. And this is what my room looks like. Mind you, it was very tidy before I started packing.

Just in case you are wondering, those bottles there are not illegal drugs. They are supplements that my parents wanted.

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Michael Jackson Reborn

Posted by Jackson

April 29,
2008

No I am not referring to the Jackson writing this post but the Legendary King of Pop, aka, Michael Jackson. The video is a 3 minute clip of a talent show aired on TV in Britain and I just gotta say that it is an awesomesauce performance that is definitely worth watching. Credits to Windal from my forum for posting it.

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7 Guys, No Girls & a Dorm Room

Posted by Jackson

April 29,
2008

In another 3 days, I will be leaving this god forsaken place and will be on my way back to Home Sweet Home. It is easy how we take things for granted and only realize how good our lives were till we leave home.

Just in case you don't know what I am talking about, let me enlighten you. Staying in a university dorm where 85% of the students are male and with the majority of the female students staying off campus means that you will be surrounded by guys in the dorms 99.99% of the time.

The unit I stay at consists of 4 bedrooms and a living room and 2 toilets. Originally it is 8 people to a unit, meaning 2 people in each room. But one lucky bastard has a room to himself which makes 7 guys. Even if it's 7 guys and not 8, it is still a sight to behold. Let me show you why. Just for the record, I did not take any pictures of the toilets because I did not want to scare any readers.

Let me start off with something light.

A vacuum cleaner and a broom left in the hallway. So what? No big deal right? That would be the case except that some idiot puked all over the hallway after he got pissed drunk. And being the idiot that he was, he cleaned the puke with the broom and the vacuum cleaner and left it there. So now whenever you turn on the vacuum, the vacuum will be emitting a barf smell.

Yea, the bastard that got the room to himself decided to revamp his room and dump the extra mattress in the already narrow corridor and make it narrower.

I don't know what happened here because I usually keep to myself in my own room. Call me anti-social but I ain't mixing with this crazy bunch. From what I heard, they had a wrestling match here. Apparently they used the furniture as stages or whatever. And someone always likes to leave his bike in the living room.

Yes, that's a whole lot of trash. I know. And the reason they are not in the trash can is because the trash can is full and the person who was supposed to take out the trash did not bother to. Don't look at me, it was clean during the week that I was in charge.

It's nasty, I know. And none of those are mine. Last semester, I left a bottle of milk in there and it got stolen by some junkie. Since then, I don't use the fridge. I don't even know what are those black residues. If you think that is bad, wait till you see the next picture.

In case you don't know what that is, that is a sock. I don't know what happened to the other one nor do I care. What I am interested in is who and why did someone leave a SOCK in the freezer.

Just in case you are wondering what the toilet is like, it is 10 times worse. I am just so glad that I am moving off campus next semester.

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