Being an Engineer  

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10 ways to know if you're an engineer

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10. In college you thought Spring Break was a type of metal fatigue

9. At home, you rearrange the dishwasher to maximize dirty dish density

8. You stare at an orange juice container because it says 'concentrate'

7. You know the direction the water swirls when you flush and have used this information to extrapolate your GPS coordinates

6. You own a software program to design the furniture layout in your house

5. You've tried to repair a $5 radio, and used $20 worth of solder to do it

4. You have no life and can prove it mathematically

3. During Thanksgiving Dinner you find yourself calculating the load-bearing capacity of Aunt Martha’s chair

2. You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring

1. You've already calculated how much money you make per second

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