Night Out With Hannah  

Posted by Jackson

Friday night, my friend Thong Kai asked me to go with him for dinner at Planet Hollywood in KL to go see Hannah Tan. It took us only 20 minutes to reach KL with his driver's speeding safe driving. But the traffic jam in KL itself caused us to take another 20 minutes to reach our destination.

When we got there, it was still a little too early to go down to the bar so we ordered dinner and ate upstairs. I am already sick of western food after eating all the same crap in US for 8 months and Kai tricked convinced me that they will have some none western food. How foolish of me to trust him

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These junk food cost us RM 80 after Citibank credit card discount. KNN, might as well go eat jap food.

After the bar opened, we went downstairs. We were told that the event starts at 10 and I thought I would get to see Hannah sing. Next thing I know, Hannah just went up as the Emcee and left the stage. Most of the time, the stage looks like this.

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We sat there for around 1 hour screaming at each other over the loud musics just to get a few words across to each other while inhaling all that toxic fresh tobacco smoke.

In the end, we left and before we did, we stopped by Hannah's table to say Hi and talked for a bit before we leave while I took two pathetic some photos.

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I wonder if he's day dreaming or just too high.

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Who's this useless guy trying to pretend to be shy and sitting so far from Hannah. Get closer la WTF!!.

An Old Friend  

Posted by Jackson

My old friend is actually quite young. Forgive me for my lame pun. I haven't seen Sheryl for more than 1 year. Well I do talk to her online but I haven't seen her for so long that if it wasn't for her msn picture, I might have forgotten how she looked like.

I took the train there because I don't know the way there and I am just too lazy I want to help preserve the environment and reduce global warming.

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See how "efficient" the trains in Malaysia are. ONLY 19 minutes interval.

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Seeing this reminds me of my college days.

So here's a picture of my friend Sheryl

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Oops, here's a more recent picture that I took on the day we went to meet up.

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I prefered her with long hair though. She asked me not to post this picture coz she thinks she looks really bad for not sleeping the night before but I did anyway. God knows what she was doing the entire night.

We watched 'What Happens In Vegas' and it was better than I expected.

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For those of you who are looking for a movie with a good laugh and a touching ending, this is a must watch.

Now comes the highlight of the post. After the movie and lunch, we stopped by Sheryl's house to charge her phone. We walked there because it was just right across the street from Mid Valley.

Yeap, it is a super fabulous condo. Heck you need a key and a password to enter your house.

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Nice dining area...

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Nice living room...

and a fucking nice tv...

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I can almost hear it calling out to me. I didn't take any pictures of the room because after seeing this, I was mysteriously pushed down against my will on to the couch and started watching tv. The only thing missing was a PS3.

Rock Climbing  

Posted by Jackson

I have been posting nothing but rubbish lately so I am finally posting something normal again.

I went rock climbing last Wednesday with 2 of my friends at Summit. We originally planned to go Camp 5 at 1 Utama but they were only open at 2 and we reached there at 12. That was only the minor reason we left. Main reason was it would cost us almost RM 200 to climb the whole day and we don't feel like burning a hole in our pockets when we are just beginning to learn rock climbing.

So after driving all the way to 1 U, we drove all the way back to summit because petrol is just so cheap.

After we reached there, we got lost for 15 minutes trying to find the indoor rock climbing gym. First time go summit mar, sorry for being mountain turtle lor.

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But it was much cheaper here, only cost us RM 30. But the place looks a bit run down IMO.

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Looks like a lot of people hanged themselves together right?

After a short lesson we began climbing rocks...

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Who's that spiderman wannabe?

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I landed on my butt the first time I tried to hop down the wall like a S.W.A.T. member. Somehow I had the feeling my belayer dropped my faster when I neared the floor on purpose.

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Nah, this is my belayer. And I am supposed to trust him with my life. He looks like he haven't eaten anything for three days.

All in all That just made me sound like I am typing my high school english essay. Anyway, for those of you who want to go rock climbing, screw camp 5, cheap and run-down at summit is the way to go man. Hooray for poor people.

15 Other Uses for Vodka  

Posted by Jackson

For those of you that do not know where the name Vodka came from, let me enlighten you. Vodka is an alcoholic drink from Russia, and it means 'water' in Russian.

There are 15 other ways you can use Vodka other than just drinking it.

1. To remove a bandage painlessly,

saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.

The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew

3. To clean your eyeglasses,

simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.

The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains,

scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face

as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka

and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka

and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag

and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,

fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth

to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor,

wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect

and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy

to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.

Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

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Those of you that think alcohol is bad for you, think again.

Journey Home  

Posted by Jackson

I did not sleep the night before my flight, so I was really tired and did not bother to take any pictures of my flights home. I just slept through out the entire trip. But after sitting in the plane for 1.5 hours from Daytona to Atlanta, 15 hours from Atlanta to Korea, and 6 hours from Korea to Kuala Lumpur, I can describe my entire journey home with 3 words.





"CAR CHENG TIA!!"

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Riddle Vision  

Posted by Jackson

After coming to Embry-Riddle for such a long time. I fear for the fact that I might have contracted a terminal disease known as Riddle Vision. For those of you that have not heard of this fearsome disease, here's the definition. And apparently, it can only be contracted by guys.

Riddle Vision

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.

"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."

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I am coming back to Malaysia this summer in hopes of curing this disease eventhough chances are slim.

For more information on Riddle Vision, go here.

Home Comi.... I mean "Coming Home"  

Posted by Jackson

Finals are finally done and over with. I think I did Ok but i still dread the day that my grades will be handed back to me. My last paper was Fluids with the lecturer I hate the most because he accent is worse than my Malaysian accent and more than half the class have no idea what he's talking about most of the time.

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Well that's that. I'm glad it was over. Now I gotta start packing my luggages to prepare for the journey home. And this is what my room looks like. Mind you, it was very tidy before I started packing.

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Just in case you are wondering, those bottles there are not illegal drugs. They are supplements that my parents wanted.

Michael Jackson Reborn  

Posted by Jackson

No I am not referring to the Jackson writing this post but the Legendary King of Pop, aka, Michael Jackson. The video is a 3 minute clip of a talent show aired on TV in Britain and I just gotta say that it is an awesomesauce performance that is definitely worth watching. Credits to Windal from my forum for posting it.



7 Guys, No Girls & a Dorm Room  

Posted by Jackson

In another 3 days, I will be leaving this god forsaken place and will be on my way back to Home Sweet Home. It is easy how we take things for granted and only realize how good our lives were till we leave home.

Just in case you don't know what I am talking about, let me enlighten you. Staying in a university dorm where 85% of the students are male and with the majority of the female students staying off campus means that you will be surrounded by guys in the dorms 99.99% of the time.

The unit I stay at consists of 4 bedrooms and a living room and 2 toilets. Originally it is 8 people to a unit, meaning 2 people in each room. But one lucky bastard has a room to himself which makes 7 guys. Even if it's 7 guys and not 8, it is still a sight to behold. Let me show you why. Just for the record, I did not take any pictures of the toilets because I did not want to scare any readers.

Let me start off with something light.

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A vacuum cleaner and a broom left in the hallway. So what? No big deal right? That would be the case except that some idiot puked all over the hallway after he got pissed drunk. And being the idiot that he was, he cleaned the puke with the broom and the vacuum cleaner and left it there. So now whenever you turn on the vacuum, the vacuum will be emitting a barf smell.

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Yea, the bastard that got the room to himself decided to revamp his room and dump the extra mattress in the already narrow corridor and make it narrower.

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I don't know what happened here because I usually keep to myself in my own room. Call me anti-social but I ain't mixing with this crazy bunch. From what I heard, they had a wrestling match here. Apparently they used the furniture as stages or whatever. And someone always likes to leave his bike in the living room.

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Yes, that's a whole lot of trash. I know. And the reason they are not in the trash can is because the trash can is full and the person who was supposed to take out the trash did not bother to. Don't look at me, it was clean during the week that I was in charge.

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It's nasty, I know. And none of those are mine. Last semester, I left a bottle of milk in there and it got stolen by some junkie. Since then, I don't use the fridge. I don't even know what are those black residues. If you think that is bad, wait till you see the next picture.

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In case you don't know what that is, that is a sock. I don't know what happened to the other one nor do I care. What I am interested in is who and why did someone leave a SOCK in the freezer.

Just in case you are wondering what the toilet is like, it is 10 times worse. I am just so glad that I am moving off campus next semester.

What's Wrong With This Picture?  

Posted by Jackson

Look closely at the picture, see if you can find what is wrong with it. I'll give you a hit, it's near the girls head. Just take a close look

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Enjoy ^^

Four Sure Fire Ways To Ace Your Tests  

Posted by Jackson

With the exam season rapidly approaching, common slackers like me often wonder if there are any shortcuts that could let us avoid burning all that midnight oil cramming formulas into our head.

Well, fear not for I have devised 4 ways to ace your exams

1. Writing notes on your arm.

With the average number of student in a college class going up to almost a hundred, you can always wear a long sleeve shirt or jacket and hide all that notes written on your arms. Just make sure you don't sweat too much.

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2. Putting notes in your shoe/flip flops.

Pretend you are thinking of the solution and just take a quick glimpse down on notes you left in your shoe/flip flops.

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3. Hiding a slip on your pencil.

This is an old school trick but nevertheless still proven effective.

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4. Turning your head to either left or right.

Yes by that I mean take a look at your neighbor's paper. Let the suckers do all the studying. Just make sure that your exam is not specified closed neighbors.

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The Eye?  

Posted by Jackson

I recently stumbled upon a video about a ghost sighting that happened about 2 months back in Singapore in one of my gaming forums. The sighting happened in an elevator at Raffles Place. As far as I know, it is supposed to be an apartment/condo of some sort.

As for the video's credibility, I'll let you be the judge of it.

WARNING!! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!



Watch out for the bottom right corner between 1:20 and 1:40

Freakonomics!!!  

Posted by Jackson

Fellow student Derek Cheng, who just became a local celebrity recently,

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was featured in framed a photo, situated inside the library, right in front of Jack R. Hunt Library entrance.

The photo, that was impossible to miss, showed local star Mr. Cheng jumping with joy while holding a book. The purpose of the photo was to promote Jack R. Hunt library to ERAU students. Initially, I find it hard to comprehend why he had to jump into that weird position while holding a book. Not until I took a closer look and saw the title of the book he was holding.

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Don't Do Drugs  

Posted by Jackson

Parents and teachers always tell the kids not to do drugs when they are young and try to scare them out of it.

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However, they never tell the kids the effects drugs have on a human body. Researchers have devised a way of showing the severe effects drugs have on a human body without actual experimentation on humans. Instead, they use spiders. Yes you heard it right, using spiders. Just watch the 2 minute clip below to observe the bizzare effects drugs have on spiders.



Getting Your Money's Worth  

Posted by Jackson

Everytime I see the breakdown of my tuition fees, be it in Taylors College or at ERAU, I always see myself being charged a ridiculously large amount for so called mandatory fees.

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In my opinion, these mandatory fees are just a way for the college to overcharge you for things like computer labs and library service. That is just plain day-light robbery. With the final exams approaching, I decided to pay the library a visit to make full use of my "mandatory fees" that I pay every semester.

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Stupid tree blocking the way. The library was constructed from funds donated by a very generous man that lived god-knows-how-long-ago. His name was Hunt and so the library was named after him.

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They even have a mini monument of him right outside the library. The library has many facilities, such as computers, inter-library loan, and microfilm viewing rooms, just to name a few. Most people however, come here to abuse utilize the fast speed internet to surf porn do research on their assignments.

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HOR!! What is THAT?!?!?!

Well other than using the high speed internet here to play WoW, some people come here to do their assignments because it has a very quiet and peaceful environment that enables them to concentrate. Just like my friends Shi Wei, Ma Diu Matthew, and Wayne.

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I wonder why is Matthew showing the "DIU" sign to Shi Wei. Oh, and let's not forget Shye, he's a little shy. That's why he likes to sit by himself.

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As motivating as it is seeing my friends study so hard, I am just too lazy and can't be bothered. So this is how I use the library in between classes.

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Gaining Weight, The Wrong Way  

Posted by Jackson

Ever since last semester when I've come to the US, I've been really Gung Ho about gaining weight. No, I don't mean that I want to become fat. I wanna become more muscular since all the fucking ang mohs here so big size. If I'm too weak I might get gang raped and I will have trauma for the rest of my life. So decided to do some body building to build some muscles and flex at the ang mohs when they try to "assault" me.

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Yea, that book is supposedly written by Arnold Scwarzenegger. Though I really doubt it as the contents have better grammar than my college textbooks. Heck, look damn macho right the cover. I got half of that good enough liao keke.

At first it was just frequent visits to the gym. Seeing no results after one month, Terence and I decided to go buy some protein powder to boost up our progress.

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One thing I can tell you is, I definitely don't drink that stuff for the taste. But oh what the heck, I'm too vain so I can't help it. Heck we even went to buy some Black Powder that supposedly improve our performance.

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It says here that we are supposed to have more energy and all that crap.

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The only thing I end up with are sleepless nights after drinking that thing due to all the caffeine and sugar in there.

With all these so called "body building products" to motivate me, I frequented the gym even more until my gloves are worn out.

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See see, color faded liao wtf.

Some weeks later, I weighed myself and was thrilled to find that I have gained weight. After all, they say muscles weigh 3 times as heavy as fat right?

But KNN, I have been gaining weight in the wrong place!!!!

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Sien lan dou. And I found out who the culprit was.

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Too many midnight encounters with this little bugger has made all the effort at the gym gone down the drain.

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Got whole box somemore wtf. Shit, so irresistible. MCH the dark side is calling out to me~~~ NOOOO!!!

Sigh got to start watching what I eat. Bye bye yummies and hello veggies T.T

Parents that want their children to gain weight should buy stacks of CQYD and keep them in stock. Fuck all that Appeton crap. If I was the marketing head this would be my Campaign Ad.

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You have no idea how good they taste when you are 16,410 km from home.

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Looks yummy right?

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OMG!! WHO ATE THE NOODLES?!?!?! WHO!?!? WHO!?!?

Sigh~~~ Now I gotta start embracing my green juicy little friend T.T

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